The Poop on the New Fall TV Season

September 16, 2013 9:04 am ,

Disclosure: I am writing for and being compensated by Cottonelle for this blog post.

Ah, the delightful feeling of a spanking clean bum.

That’s what I have learned as a brand ambassador for Cottonelle’s #LetsTalkBums campaign. Using Cottonelle Toilet Paper followed by Cottonelle Flushable Cleansing Cloths gives your tushie a one-two punch of freshness that fills you with serenity. Your very own zen in the bathroom. You should try it.

poop about the new fall TV season

Call me Madam Ambassador.

I take my role as a Cottonelle brand ambassador very seriously. Cottonelle has been on my mind as well as my tush. But in between thoughts of Cottonelle I’ve also been focused on the new fall TV season which debuts this week. As my thoughts migrated from Cottonelle to TV and back, it all started to get a bit jumbled up. Which got me thinking. What if I could tweak these TV show titles juuusst a tad to come up with something a little more edgy, now that my sense of humor is in the toilet?

So. Consider these.

America’s Got No Talent. Contenders vie to produce the most impressive bathroom sounds in front of a live audience. Co-starring: Mel BM

American (M)Idol. Contestants test their skill as they sing and experience stomach cramps simultaneously. Who will get through the song, and who will make a mad dash for the bathroom and face certain elimination? Guest star: Loo Ann Rimes

The Apprent-ass. Real estate magnate and hair-challenged businessman Donald (T)Rump  shows contenders how to be an ass in the boardroom.

Breaking Wind. In a stomach-churning episode, Heisenberg and Pinkman cook up something revolting. Better call Saul or make sure that diner booth is near a bathroom.

Downton Crappy. Something smells foul in the servants’ quarters. Mrs. Hughes is displeased. Carson raises his eyebrows. Daisy giggles.

Game of Porcelain Thrones. Incest. Betrayals. Beheadings.  The confusing saga of the Stark clan may best be pondered while sitting on the can.

Grey’s Lower Anatomy. Is it a flu bug, or irritable bowel? The GI docs at Grey Sloane Memorial discuss a bout of diarrhea to the strains of an indie rock song. Guest star: Norbert Leo Butz

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Keeping up with the Krapdashians. Kim, Kourtney and Khloe lock Kris in the bathroom to keep her out of their business. While doing her business, Kris muses over her abbreviated career as a talk show host.

Mad Menopause. The middle-aged secretaries of Sterling Cooper & Partners gather in the restroom to complain about hot flashes and insomnia. Guest star: Potty Duke

Poops and Recreation. Leslie persuades City Council to install pet-o-potties for Pawnee’s first Four Footed Friends Festival. Guest star: Estool Parsons  

Can you think of any I missed?

The fine folks at Cottonelle provided this awesome video. Follow Cherry Healey as she crosses the pond and surprises airport travelers with Cottonelle wipes. BOOM!

Join us in the conversation over at Facebook or on Twitter at #LetsTalkBums.

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71 Thoughts on “The Poop on the New Fall TV Season”

  1. Cathy Chester on September 16, 2013 at 9:51 am said:

    Just when I think I know the ever-smiling, quiet and gentle Helene…POW! Snarky comments using potty humor. Someday you’ll be a fun grandma….

    Fun post, Helene.
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    • hbludman on September 16, 2013 at 12:14 pm said:

      It was fun stepping outside the box, Cathy. Thanks for always being supportive, no matter what the content. 🙂

  2. Lisa @ Grandma's Briefs on September 16, 2013 at 10:29 am said:

    Too funny! What a unique way to cover Cottonelle. Kudos to you for the chuckles and brilliance! I think you’re now my favorite sponsored post writer. 😀
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  3. Joelen on September 16, 2013 at 10:36 am said:

    Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!

  4. Melanie on September 16, 2013 at 10:37 am said:

    Thanks for this humorous post!

  5. Jenny S.S. on September 16, 2013 at 10:39 am said:

    Oh my goodness! That was hilarious! I have never outgrown some good potty humor. I have to confess my hubby just LOVES the flushable wipes… and so do I!

  6. Lois Cohen on September 16, 2013 at 11:06 am said:

    Hilarious!

  7. Jenn on September 16, 2013 at 11:18 am said:

    HAHA!! Thanks for this, just what I needed this morning!
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  8. Pat on September 16, 2013 at 11:46 am said:

    Too hilarious, Helene. How long did it take you to dream this one up. As my British colleagues would say, “Absolutely brilliant.”//pattymackz.com/wordpress/
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  9. hbludman on September 16, 2013 at 12:14 pm said:

    Glad to hear that!

  10. hbludman on September 16, 2013 at 12:17 pm said:

    I’m Potty Humor Central here, Brynn. Thanks!

  11. Jackie on September 16, 2013 at 2:24 pm said:

    Very clever — and, oddly enough, thought-provoking. LOL!
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  12. Jane Gassner (@MidLifeBloggers) on September 16, 2013 at 3:53 pm said:

    That is creativity with a capital C!!!!
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  13. Fan R @TeddyOutReady on September 16, 2013 at 4:14 pm said:

    Glad I came across your post, just made my day, brilliant! I can’t stop giggling.
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  14. hbludman on September 16, 2013 at 5:33 pm said:

    Latest poop, not scoop. 🙂 Thanks so much, Jennifer. Appreciate your comment.

  15. Haralee on September 16, 2013 at 6:31 pm said:

    You are the Goddess of potty humor.
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  16. Sharon Greenthal on September 16, 2013 at 6:36 pm said:

    Very funny!!! I think you’ve wiped the slate clean (ba-dum-dum).
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  17. Carpool Goddess on September 16, 2013 at 6:50 pm said:

    The award for best use of potty humor and most clever sponsored post goes to you, Helene! You really cleaned up 😉
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  18. Bev on September 16, 2013 at 7:27 pm said:

    Hilarious- especially because being being an ambASSador is serious business! I am so looking forward to the new TV season BUTT I must first get a TV insSTALLed in my bathroom. Reruns of old shows that might fit your lineup are: BUNanza, Dear JOHN ( old Judd Hirsch show), Grow(L)ing Pains, and the ever poopular RAWHIDE 🙂 Sorry, I couldn’t resist now that my mind is filled with potty talk. Great job Helene!

  19. Lois Alter Mark on September 16, 2013 at 7:31 pm said:

    The other side of Helene — literally! Crying laughing. This whole post is hilarious, Madam Ambassador. You are so clever!
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  20. Laurie on September 16, 2013 at 8:43 pm said:

    VERY funny and clever!!!

  21. Sheryl on September 16, 2013 at 10:29 pm said:

    Helene, So very clever! Now I have to er, wipe the smile off my face 🙂
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  22. Barbara Shallue on September 16, 2013 at 11:19 pm said:

    So creative! You did an awesome job with this!
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  23. Marissa on September 17, 2013 at 1:19 am said:

    Ha ha! I love the America’s Got No Talent one!
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  24. hbludman on September 17, 2013 at 10:02 am said:

    Haha! Thanks, Casey.

  25. Jennifer B on September 17, 2013 at 12:02 pm said:

    Ah I loved this post, made my morning and I needed a good laugh!
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  26. hbludman on September 17, 2013 at 12:59 pm said:

    Thanks for stopping by, Janeane!

  27. brett on September 17, 2013 at 3:04 pm said:

    shouldn’t it be madame ambASSador? get it? the poop, the bum, wipes? hee.

    just kidding.

    i think this whole #letstalkbums thing is quite marvelous. we all poo, let’s put it out there !

  28. Eva on September 17, 2013 at 4:38 pm said:

    wonderful roll call of the TV line up – love the Kraptashians and now have to watch out that I do not call the family this name in regular conversation.

    • hbludman on September 17, 2013 at 5:00 pm said:

      That’s what I’ve been thinking too, Eva. Will I ever call it Breaking Bad again? Thanks for stopping by.

  29. Carmen's Coupon Blog on September 17, 2013 at 4:45 pm said:

    I could not stop laughing while reading this post.. love the potty humor too cute…
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  30. Ronnie on September 17, 2013 at 5:36 pm said:

    haha that was enjoyable! You are one creative person. I would have never thought of this as a way to bring up poop humorously. 🙂 Nice job.

  31. Giveaways 4 Mom on September 17, 2013 at 5:40 pm said:

    This title intrigued me and gave me the laugh I very much needed.
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  32. Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell on September 17, 2013 at 7:01 pm said:

    Oh my gosh, you found a twist on tons of shows! LOL
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  33. Laurie - Steals and Deals for Kids on September 17, 2013 at 8:24 pm said:

    Very clever!! This made me LOL!!!
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  34. Malia on September 17, 2013 at 8:34 pm said:

    Fun post! How did you come up with all of those?
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  35. Dawn Lopez on September 17, 2013 at 8:51 pm said:

    Oh lol….you have me in stitches! I have been feeling lousy and trying to find something good to watch on tv…but it’s been nearly impossible!

  36. melanie on September 17, 2013 at 9:57 pm said:

    loved your post..still smiling….and soooo true…haha thanks for sharing
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  37. hbludman on September 18, 2013 at 7:16 am said:

    Glad you liked it, Amy. Thank you!

  38. hbludman on September 18, 2013 at 7:18 am said:

    Glad to hear it, Joanne! Thanks for your comment.

  39. Emerald on September 18, 2013 at 10:34 am said:

    This The Apprent-ass is hilarious. Thats what I’ve always thought of that show.
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